S3-Epi 53 TECC ""The Pedo, The Mob Hit, and the Month-Old Burger"
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-đď¸ Today on The Effinâ CrunchCrew...
We're diving headfirst into the dark, the weird, and the downright WTF.
đĽ Over 600,000 people go missing every year in Americaâand some stories are so twisted, you'll need a drink (or three).
đą A so-called "family friend" turns predator, blackmailing and taking the life of a teen girl.
đłď¸ A woman vanishes on a cruise and ends up trafficked at portâseen again 10 years later?!
đż A Fort Worth pedo wants bunk beds for the kids he's planning to kidnap with his creepy-ass partner. Yeah, we went there.
đŽââď¸ Blanco gets arrested AT a job interview (talk about first impressions).
đ Pinkie gets gross with some fast food scienceâspoiler alert: that burger from a month ago still looks fresh.
đľď¸ââď¸ Blanco's great-uncle got whacked by the Dallas mob over a mobsterâs girl.
đ¸ And yes, we even throw in some three-finger alien mummies from Peru for good measure.
This episode is a spicy blend of crime, conspiracy, and questionable burgers. Youâve been warned. Itâs a whole lotta Effinâ Mumble-Jumble-Jumbo!
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